Monday, January 28, 2008

The Last Vice

Everywhere in this town I see SUVs of every size and brand, hell I even drive one myself now since the Little Red Mazda went the way of the Velociraptor a few months back, and everyday I hear some whiny socialist, hippy, environmentalist scum-bag telling me I’m a bad person for driving one.

What next, I axe?

These same social engineering sleaze-bags have done their damnedest over the years to make sure the taxes on my booze are high enough so I can’t drink nearly as much as I need to, as well as making smoking nigh impossible anywhere (in the past year smoking has even been made illegal in pubs and night clubs!) except in your basement, hiding under a blanket in the dark.

I don’t smoke, but I do enjoy a cigar, or a cigarillo on occasion, but who cares? There is nothing wrong with it, and it is LEGAL.

Well, if you axe one of these mealy-mouthed, socialist bozos they will tell you that all of my friends and I are as bad as Hitler for wishing to engage in this perfectly legal habit, because according to them, only they know what is best for everybody in the country.

To this I say “FUCK YOU HIPPY SCUM!!!! Let my people smoke! Like I said, I am not a smoker, but I support smoker’s rights because if I don’t, then who will be on my side when the social engineering, freedom hating, pigs decide (and they will believe you me) to go after something I really care about, like my booze, or my right to own any kind of vehicle I want.

Pretty soon the only vice I’ll have left is driving, and the socialist scum, and global warming fear-mongering liars are already trying to steal that tiny shard of liberty from me.

I axe again; what is next?

Only the social engineers in their fevered minds know for sure.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Rules

For those of you brainless choads that still don't know:

1) The Jaeger is ALWAYS RIGHT!

2) If The JAeger is ever wrong, refer to rule #1.

Are we clear?

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Open Letter to Serena

Hey Serena Williams!

Way to show up to your match with Justine Henin out of shape!

Way to mouth off at the press conference about Henin being “lucky” to have beat you!

Man, the things that came out of your mouth at the press conference yesterday were weak, they were ghetto, and you are BETTER than that!

Just own up to you loss, and take it like the professional athlete you are supposed to be and move on.


Tennis Fan

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

City Polititions Refuse To Support Troops

The Calgary City Council, with the exception of Alderman Rick McIvor and three others, are a bunch of mealy-mouthed, mamby-pamby cowards who are just out to cover their own political ASSES and maintain the status quo. Why? Because they voted down a motion to put Troop Support Decals on city vehicles.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that Mayor Bronconier put the kybosh on showing support for the brave men and women who put themselves in harm's wasy every day for our freedom, I mean he is a supporter of the Federal Liberals after all. As we all know, the Federal Liberals are single handedly responsible for the denuting of Canada's once proud Armed Forces by cutting and slashing away at budgets, closing bases and stealing money from the pockets of elderly Veterans.

On top of this, the mayor wanted to take the feely donated Troop Support Decals, turn around and sell them to shore up the city coffers.

Fuck You Mayor Bronconier! And fuck all the rest of you eleven city councilers who don't wish to show support for our Troops!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007


The argument goes something like this: when the price of a barrel of oil is low, gas prices have to go up so that the oil companies don’t lose money, fair enough right?

BUT when the price of a barrel of oil is high (as it is now) we do not see the price at the pump drop. In fact we see the opposite, the price gets even higher because the mind of the oil exec works like this: “We are making HUGE BANK for the barrel, if we keep pump prices high, we can make even MORE $$$$$$! - Cha-Ching!

This doesn’t make sense and flies in the face of one hundred years of economic theory. Sorry Adam Smith, I guess you were wrong, supply and demand means nothing when it comes to the oil business.

To quote Johnnie Cochrane: “That does not make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit!”

Monday, May 14, 2007


So I checked, and there is no "" What the hell is going on here? Why did it say it wasn't available? Arrrgggggg!! Now I'm Angry!!!


This is kind of a test, plus I wanted to nail down this title for a Blog because it rules. Too bad for me some other chode has taken "" That makes me angry, angry enough to Rant!